operator: 911.

caller: i...need...help.

operator: what seems to be the problem?

caller: feel sluggish.kids...work...bills...ugh.

operator: open the bottle, sir...open th bottle. and dont worry it's a twist off

vitamins+water=all you need

one sip, swig, or gulp may result in boycott of other beverages.

vitamin water is good.

and im still bored.

at work.

nobody comes in on sundays.

at least not til christmas : /